PubProfits Review (Updated): Is Christian Mikkelsen The Best Self Publishing Guru?

Lemme guess, you probably just saw the Mikkelsen Twins latest with Christian talking about how he made $2,317.56 from Audible without lifting a single finger. He starts the ad off by saying “I literally did not spend a second of time, a penny of my money, or a single thought to make this money,” he brags. “And I know that 30 days from now, I’m gonna get another check of similar size. And then a month after that, I’ll get it again.”

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“And that’ll continue again and again,” Christian babbles. “And that’s going to happen for years and years, for as long as the internet exists. [Wait, didn’t this dude say his Audible account got banned years ago for publishing low quality audiobooks in other languages, and he’s been doing nothing but teaching ever since? Yeah, he definitely said that. But I guess it’s not convenient for this ad, so whatever. Truth shmooth, right?] Now the reason these checks keep coming is ’cause I’ve set up an automated system.”

“I set up this system on Amazon, just once. And it has nothing to do with physical products. There’s no inventory to manage. There’s literally nothing for me to do once it’s been set up. Now I obviously can’t explain everything in this short ad, but I have created a comprehensive video training to show you how to set this up for yourself. The only two things you need to do this is, one, a computer, and two, an internet connection. And so if you’re curious to learn about this, click the link and register on the next page.”

“Now if you’re skeptical or worried that what I’m talking about might be some type of scam, I don’t blame you. Be skeptical. You should always do your own research. And that’s actually why we created this free training. So you can watch it through, learn about it for yourself, and then decide if this is something you wanna pursue or not. Also, as a free bonus for attending the training, you will get a free digital copy of our Wall Street Journal bestselling book called The Freedom Shortcut.”

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“This book includes additional resources to help you get started,” Christian adds. “There’s student success interviews of others who’re making full-time income using this new Amazon model. So if you want access to that, just register for the training down below and stay till the end. It’ll get sent directly to your email. So if you’ve ever wanted to start a side hustle online, that you can do in your spare time? And one that pays you month after month after month, for years and years to come?”

“Then I highly highly encourage you to sign up to the training. At the very least, just learn about it. See what it’s all about. See if it’s for you. And at that point you can decide, ‘Nah, I don’t wanna do it,’ or ‘This is actually extremely interesting. I wanna give this a shot.’ You really have nothing to lose just by attending. You’re also gonna get a buncha cool bonuses. And so I strongly encourage you—this is a model that completely changed my life. And I know that if you were to take action on it, it could do the same for you.”

And that’s all she wrote for the latest cringey Mikkeslen Twins ad. The training on It’s just a long annoying sales pitch for their $2,000 Audiobook Impact Academy program. Don’t waste your time…I already did. Look, if you really think you can outsource an audiobook 100% of the way and collect massive checks each month…I have some magic beans to sell you…

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John Reed: As a fellow patriot who’s disillusioned with the 9-5 “American Dream”, I’ve grown to loathe the self-help and “guru” industry.
And here’s what pisses me off about the industry.