Do you think it’s possible to collect $300 checks on repeat like clockwork for just a simple little service? Nick Ponte thinks it is…and he’ll do ya one better…cuz he’s actually been doing exactly that for while now. Of course he’s telling you all this while from a beach in Maui like all the other marketing ads you see these days. This has got to be the crazy number 8 course him and Tom Gaddis have tried to sell me this week I swear. Surely this is how they really make their money…but I’ll hear them out. Scroll down for my full Online Revenue System review.
“Tom and I recently found one way to absolutely crush it in business,” Nick says. “It helped us refine one of our best systems yet. Now, this strategy allows us to collect one-time fees or it can be used as a monthly subscription model. This means you can get paid month after month, but the one caveat to this entire thing is, in order to do this, you need to be able to listen carefully and follow directions. [OMG. Please get to the point and stop talking to us like we’re children.]”
“This works for anyone,” Nick continues. “In fact, if you can use a computer and have internet access? You’re in. And I know that sounds amazing enough, but wait till you see what we’ve developed. With this new strategy, you’ll be solving a problem online that basically sells itself because we’re able to target a very specific type of behavior online by using our proprietary software. We’ve done all of the heavy lifting for you. And one of my favorite parts about this strategy is we basically work one time each month.”
“We set up and schedule all of our work in a single day, and yet, we get paid like we’ve worked every single day throughout the month. So the checks just come in each month for only one day of work. You don’t need to be a slick salesman to do this. You don’t need to have a fancy website. You don’t even need to be in the U.S. to do this. And trust me when I say that if I can do this, anybody can. And remember how I said that we’ve been able to identify a specific type of behavior?”
Once Nick and Tom had that eureka moment, they hired a software developer to make a tool they could make bank on without doing all the manual work themselves. According to Nick and Tom, after it had some tweaking along the way, it’s now optimized to money printing perfection. Do I believe him? Well I’m pretty jaded against guys who do all the lifestyle marketing and sell “make money online” offers without getting real specific about what it actually is…
“We’ll teach you this in our complete members’ area,” Nick adds. “We call it the Online Revenue System. It’s a fusion of exceptional step by step training and cutting-edge software technology. There’s nothing like it out there. And there’s no commitment required on your part when you join our Online Revenue System today. You need to do nothing more than signal your interest by submitting a small payment to get you started. [Wait, what? There’s no commitment necessary… besides me paying you money?]”
Nick says that it’s in your best interest not to ignore this. His special pricing will only last a couple of more days. Sorry I can’t help but interject here…I hate how they do this fake scarcity with pricing. I’m sure you do too. These guys will always do whatever it takes to get you into the door and then upsell the crap out of you. Not to mention that throughout the rest of the ad he never actually mentions the service or that $300 ever again. He must just think that we’re a bunch of idiots that’ll buy anything if the promise is big enough and the price is cheap enough. I need to take a shower after that slimy pitch…